Quit Calling Me a Monster by John

What’s a guy have to do to convince everyone to stop calling him a monster? Sure, he has claws and maybe he does have scary teeth that glow in the dark but it hurts his feelings when everyone calls him a monster.

Even monsters have a name, you know. This fun and silly romp sends a clear message, nobody likes being called names (even if you technically are a monster). Just because you have a great monster roar doesn’t mean you aren’t a good guy.

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